Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

I don’t see how that’s scary or evil.

If I were a dog, I’d be a corgi.

So that is my shame as a Black person this year….super evil I know….

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

(I did call my mom and apologize for the theft but she told me she actually bought the one I took for me so…..yeah….I still felt bad. I should've said something but I fell into the lemony minty temptation that is a good lathering soap made by the Amish peoples. I am ashamed.)

I’m just sitting here trying to crochet a positive potato doll for my little sister.

What did I do?!

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

Plus, I’m actually quite adorable in real life. I am tan, short, soft and have a baby big cheeked face and fluffy hair. I’m a very cuddly looking person, strangers often come up and try to touch me, much to my dismay. I can’t imagine anyone being scared of me. I mean people have left their babies with me when I worked at the grocery store….. during my break, when that was the last thing I wanted to do. I did not want to spend my break holding stranger’s babies while they went to the restroom but I was a people pleaser back then and had a hard time saying no.

The worst thing I’ve done this year was go over my parent’s house and take some scented soap. You see my folks go to visit the Amish people in our state to buy their goods, and they make the best soap. It’s natural, smells fabulous and is very moisturizing. You just can’t get this same quality at the stores.